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Well you must be here because you clicked the link on the info for spam senders page. Well here we are so please do as follows...
Print the pictures below
Stand in front of a mirror
Hold up the printed pictures
Compare to yourself from head to toe
If there is a 95% or above similarity, re-read and understand section 2a on the previous page and email me in accordance with section 2a on the previous page, ta muchly.

Before you say it, let me answer...Yes I can be shallow when it comes to wanting a beautiful woman with specific physical qualities in my life... Yes she is the physical woman of my dreams...No I don't bloody care what anyone else thinks so any outraged feminists out there reading this, be outraged if you so feel inclined but save ya breath when it comes to telling me about it.

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No I don't belive the cosmetic surgery romours so stop typing that email right now ! For some reason it just don't scan with me.

I am not some nutso fan who's got entire walls plastered with pics of the lady and seen all her movies, just seen her in 3 films and I am not referring to that piece of shit 'Pearl Harbour'

No I don't want to see any nude pics as I think she's drop dead gorgeous no matter what and I much prefer to leave something to the imagination thankyou so don't even think about sending me pics or crappy links to some absudly sleazy site, not my kinda thing, okedokey?.

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